HALF PRICE REAL MEN LYRICS
Well he's been drinking every weekend for as long as I can remember but not
last night, he's still sober what the hell is going on.........
By the time the clock had struck two
He was so damn bored he didn't know what to do,
Thought to himself man this is just not right
to be at home all alone on a Saturday night.
Dreaming of an ice cold beer, drunken girls licking his ear, drinking whisky
jack and ice, when he's drunk all girls look nice.
He awoke not feeling to great (HEY cos)
He wasn't hungover and he never got laid.
So he tumbled out of bed with his straight clear head,
went straight to the doctor and this is what he said....
NO BEER.... NO....
He thought is was a great Idea
to sit at home and drink no beer
Stay in bed and get some rest
do what your mommy says is best
Dreaming of an ice cold beer,
i'm dreaming of an ice cold beer,
i'm dreaming of an ice cold beer
i'm dreaming of that ice cold beer.
Dreaming of an ice cold beer, drunken girls licking his ear,
Drinking whisky jack and ice, when he's drunk all girls look nice
Later that day when the clock struck four
he was standing in a queue at the bottle store,
drinking in the sun, what could be more fun
Sunday afternoon the weekends just begun.
He learned his lesson the hard way, real men drink all day.
real men drink all day, real men drink all day.