Santa baby, just slip a baby under the tree for me
I'm awfully hungry now
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
So I can hit the baby
Santa baby, and hurry screw my chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of how long you haven't felt my fist
Next year I could be just as good
If you come on my Christmas list
Santa baby, I want a dog and really that's not a lot
I'll eat it with butter sauce
Santa baby and hurry screw my chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To do the deed
Santa baby, so let me do the deed on you tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my "stocking" with power toys and shit
Spill your jizz on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry do my chimney tonight
Come and screw my chirstmas tree,
With some power tools from my friend Tiffany
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me
[You better.]
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
And make it fabulous
Santa baby, so you can stick in me tonight