Rock all day, Sniff at night, Roll that money, No more clowning around for you!
You got it bad? Then get some blow, They say it's gonna snow, Gonna blow a White Christmas up my nose!
I ain't no weatherman, don't know if it's gonna rain, 'Cause I'm a rock 'n' roll clown, I do a lot of cocaine, One of these days they're gonna take me away, 'Cause I'm Dr. Rockso and I do cocaine!
(Huh? What's that, Judge? Oh, why is my nose bleeding? Oh, well, you see, I... I fell down.)