Jim's Big Ego They're Everywhere Lyrics

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic
with surround sound speakersthey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! I hooked my cell phone
to a megaphone
to my headphone
and I'm still alonethey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! and I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's me on the other line
I'll call you back when the weather man on the news gives me the sign
and I know you think they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
can't you seethey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! I'm a millitant environmentalist
in a Ford Exploderthey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! I'm a xenophobic tapiocaphobe
and a claustrophobic agoraphobethey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! And I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's me on my other mind
I'll call you back when the s___eship lands in 1949
and I know you think they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
can't you seethey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! I'm a bipedal omnivoric semi-simian
who is always matingthey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! and I'm chewing up the whole planet
and I'm procreatingthey're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! And I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's time to procreate
I'll call you back when my head's cut off but of course that will be too late
and I know you think they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get mewheeeeeeeeee!they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere! they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!