I feel so unsure
As I cut you up
I wonder what that nerves is for
What doe this bit do
I get so confused
I am very sorry Mr. Smith
I've got some dreadful news

You're never going to walk again
I just cut you spinal column
Now you'll need a ventilator
Just so you can breath
I f___ed up you operation
But try not to be so solemn
Now you do a great impression
Of Christopher Reeves

Time can never mend
A careless surgeons
**** ups my friend
Not much we can do
I hope that they don't sue
I better grab a telephone
And call the MDU

Every days the same
I try to cure
But I just kill and maim
All these body parts
Kidneys look like hearts
It's hardly that surprising though
Because I trained at Barts

You're never going to speak again
Have to do with thinking
I'd be stupid to pretend
We'll ever here you talking
Trapped inside your wheelchair
Communicating just through blinking
Like that famous cripple
Professor Stephen Hawking

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