Oh yeah! I know all about the FCC

They will clean up all you talkin'
in a manner such as this:
They will make you take a tinkle
when you wanna take a p___.
And they'll make you call f_______
a trouser friendly kiss.

It's the plain situation,
There's no negotiation,
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

There as stuffy as the stuffiest
of special interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels
and they order in the troops.
Any baby with a brain could tell them
"Everybody p___s".

Take a tip, Take a lesson,
You'll never win by messin',
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

And if you find yourself with some young s__y thing...
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling...
'Cause you can't say p____!

So they sent this little warning:
They're prepared to do their worst.
And they stuck it in your mailbox
Hoping you could be coerced.
I can think of quite another place
They should have stuck it first.

They may just be neurotic,
Or possibly psychotic,
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

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