Running through the sand with the wind in my hair
you know I'm saving people's lives
pulling senators and soldiers out of briney waves
and sleeping with their wives

David Hasselhassium
the Knightrider transactinide
discovered by Germans but loved by all
let Hassium just come inside

I had the dead ends cut off my bronze chest hair
I've got a strudel shoved down my shorts
I'm really named after a German Kingdom
and thus I'm worthy of royal courts

David Hasselhasssium
the most stable transactinide
used to be known as Unniloctium
until Hassium was decided

David Hasselhassium
grab that tube of Astroglide
Hassium orders you to grab your ankles
and then to open up wide

David Hasselhassium
he got your mom before she married
on and off the sets in Hollywood
breakin hearts and poppin cherries

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