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A radioactive Nobel gas formed by the decay of radium
Radon gas inside your home, office, store, or stadium
is a worldwide contaminant of indoor air quality
and kills 21,000 by lung cancer in the U.S. annually

chemically inert, I will turn yellow when I freeze
but that's not gonna happen unless it's negative 96
degrees
but that's way less likely than bringing me to a boil
I emanate naturally from the ground from granitic
soils

Radon Radon Nobel Gas
I prefer ground water to that on the surface
Radon Radon I get in on
I am the element formerly known as Niton

Let me tell you what I did to Stanley Watras
He'd get up in the morning off his mattress
and go to work at the nuclear plant
where his radiation levels were significant
they shut down the plant to find the leak
but found nothing after one whole week
they were not about to let Stanley alone
and so they decided to search his home
they were shocked when they read their Geiger sets
the equivalent of 135 packs of cigarettes
cancer exposure in his house each day
which is way more evil than Morgana le Faye
it started a scare across the nation
to provide detectors and ventilation
Now Radon testing is the norm
when you go to buy your home

Radon Radon Nobel Gas
I prefer ground water to that on the surface
Radon Radon I get in on
I am the element formerly known as Niton