Hello I'm Dr Kelso,
Im delighted that you came.
So the doctors say you fainted,
And you dont know whats to blame.
Well put your mind at ease,
Theres no ill we cannot smart.
On behalf of all who work here,
Welcome to Sacred Heart

Our facilities are excellent,
You couldnt ask for more.
So long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor.
This is Dr c__, Il be giving him your chart.
And thats Dr Kelso,
The kiss-a__ of Sacred Heart.

You say you burned your hand real bad,
We'll fix you up with gauze.
Perhaps you need your fat sucked out,
Or want a smaller shnosh?
Hey!
Caught an STD from some little tasty little tart?
WE SWEAR
We wont judge you, here at Sacred,
Here at Sacred, Here at Sacred Heart!

One more thing that I should mention,
If what ive heard is true.
And everyone appears to be singing to you.
Ah Ah AH Ah aH ah ah ah
Your case is very serious,
And we'd better start.
Cos if you think we're singing,
You belong at Sacred Heart.
DOCTORS! NURSES! PATIENTS! DEAD GUYS!
Welcome to Sacred Heart!

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