Dos Gringos Going in for Guns Lyrics

I was on my ACT upgrade, standard 4vX
The AWACS guy was out to lunch and I couldn't get no decs
I knew that they were hostile but I couldn't take the chance
So I flipped the switch to outboard and said, "Boys it's time to dance"
And they asked me where you going as I started to diverge
Said, "I've had enough of this s___, man, I'm going to merge"
'Cause BVR is great but now it's time to have some fun
So Darkstar Judy, Judy
I'm going in for guns

I was flying out at Nellis doing dark grey WIC support
I was out there by my lonesome 'cause my buddy was a mort
When I saw that big fat f___er in a turn off to my right
He was either lost or he was looking for a fight
So I put him in my HUD and I almost flipped the switch
But then I thought, how could I miss? 'Cause that's a huge b____
And only a big p____ would use his two fox one's
It's time to get medieval
I'm going in for guns

We were back in Iraq for the second set
Killing every f___ing thing that they parked in a revet
When I saw me close to 69 trucks parked in a row
I knew I shouldn't do it but I just could not say no
So I called up twenty mike-mike and I rolled in for the pass
Knowing my commander, he was going to chew my a__
But this issue's black and white like a school bus full of nuns
And someone's gotta make the call
I'm going in for guns

I'd just been out for Mexican and my stomach was in knots
From a greasy chimichanga and two tequila shots
I had to step in five for my one DACT
As I yelled over my shoulder, "Don't nobody wait for me"
I was running down the hall like I'd never run before
And I began to wonder if I'd make it to the door
'Cause every second counts when your a__ has got the runs
I made the call behind the stall
I'm going in for guns