I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me - where she was

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all - my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia
Or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all - she's dead

I guess there's a part of me
That likes the sympathy
Or the looks on their faces when I tell them
How she passed away

I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all - she's dead

My girlfriend's dead...
My girlfriend's dead, you see
It's a total lie, but it's easier on me
Than having to admit that she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead...
My girlfriend's dead, you know
Please change the subject or I am going to go
Jump off a building and join her in heaven

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all - she's dead

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me - where she was

I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all - my girlfriend's dead

I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all - my girlfriend's dead

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