Paul Thorn It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass (Paul Thorn) Lyrics

Have you ever had
One of those days
When nothing goes right?
You're wife starts b____ing about
Whatever it was
She was b____ing about
Last night.
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business
The toilet paper's gone.
Well it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's a__
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-c___ed
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's a__
Well I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's a__
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-c___ed
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's a__.
When I finally made it to work
I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette,
I'm gonna' give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget.
Well it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's a__
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-c___ed
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's a__