The Flight of the Conchords Beautiful Girl (Part time model) Lyrics

J: Looking �round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the room.
B: In the whole wide room
J: And when you�re on the street
Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three
Good looking girls on the street
B: Depending on the street
J: And when I saw you at my mate�s place
I thought, �What is she doing
At my mate�s place?
How did Dave get
A hottie like that
To a party like this?
Good work, Dave.�
B: Ooh, you�re a legend, Dave.
J: I ask Dave if he�s gonna make a move on you
He�s not sure
I say, �Dave, do you mind if I do?�
He says he doesn�t mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But I�m gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low
Here we go
Both: You�re so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You�re so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the �60�s
You�re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
Both: It�s 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let�s get out of here
Let�s get in a cab
I�ll buy you a kebab
I can�t believe
That I�m sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab
Ooooh
Why don�t we leave?
Let's go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don�t mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
�Cause you�re so beautiful
J: Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
Both: You�re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: But you�d probably still have to keep your normal job
Both: A part-time model
J: Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this