Stuart! Put down the freaking guitar!

Back in the USSR
I find the Bark Dawg now
A commie, breaking down defenses
And running the King's Gambit,
Electric modern day Steinitz
He be a chess guru darnit
Although this takes him fairly far
Yes, find his star, to be worn as the schladminger
Speaking the german vernacular
To become a german garbage-man

You open the door
I need a key
The door of my mind is closed
Set me free
Oh Barkey please
I need the key

His truth that Barkey is a big giant mystery
He teaches with a liberal lean
That he acquired at the big green
Do you suppose he supports Dean
Barkeys anti-war against Vientam-Iraqi-Afghani war
Need I tell you any more
Speaking of a war
He voted for Gore
Remember the Napoleon Wars that's a great Barkey segue
Remember the Magyar
Oh yeah

He once said, quote, "I'm totally confused, I think we're going to stop"

"I'm totally confused, I think we're going to stop"

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