[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your m_________in conscience

[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a d___ dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

[Eminem]
f___ that! Do that s___. Shoot that b____.
Can you afford to blow this s___? Are you that rich?
Why you give a f___ if she dies? Are you that b____?
Do you really think she gives a f___ if you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this s___ (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you

[Eminem]
You know what Dre I don't like your attitude!

[Announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play...

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b____es earlobe..

[Dr Dre]
Yo this girls only 15 years old! You shouldn't take advantage of her, thats not fair!

[Eminem]
Yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? (uhuh)
f___ this b____ right on that spot there.
'Till she passes out she forgot how she got there.
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?)
No, but I seen the p___o thats on nubiest!
(s___, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
f___ that, hit that s___ raw dawg and bail.

[Announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
f___ that s___! You just caught this b____ cheatin!
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
f___ slittin her throat, cut this b____es HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this s___?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his d___?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a r_____
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'm gonna kill ya m_________er!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How the f___ you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aww f___ it what am I sayin'?
Shoot em both Grady, wheres your gun at?
(gun shot, gun c___, gun shot)(music runs out)

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