Jane Wyman, Jimmy Durante, Groucho Marx, & Danny Kaye Black Strap Molasses Lyrics

(All)
Black strap molasses and wheat germ bread,
Makes you live so long you wish you were dead,
Add some yogurt and you'll be well fed,
With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread.

(Jane Wyman)
My grandpa's older than the old grey mare,
He sits home rocking in his rocking chair.
But now he's got a smile that he can't lose -
Grandma's sitting knitting baby shoes!

(All)
From eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread,
Makes you live so long you wish you were dead,
Add some yogurt and you'll be well fed,
With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread.

(Jimmy Durante)
I gave up cherry pie and T-bone steak,
Chicken fricassee and ice cream cake.
I don't need vitamins or pills at all.
I even mix it with the Hadocol(?).

(All)
I'm eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread,
Makes you live so long you wish you were dead,
Add some yogurt and you'll be well fed,
With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread.

(Groucho Marx)
My nerves were jumpy and I'd walk the floor,
I never got to sleep till after four.
But since I'm eating right I feel okay -
I'm sleeping every night and half the day.

(All)
From eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread,
Makes you live so long you wish you were dead,
Add some yogurt and you'll be well fed,
With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread.

(Danny Kaye)
Now I was thinner than a pencil line.
Had no muscles and I had no spine.
But now I'm friskier than a pup -
All you have do is prop me up!

Just feed me black strap molasses and wheat germ bread,
Makes you live so long you wish you were dead,
Add some yogurt and you'll be well fed,
With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread.

(GM) I know a fella who is ninety two.
(JW) Doctors told the guy that he was through.
(DK) But now that the doctor has been proven wrong,
(JD) He's got more hop in him than Hopalong!

(All)
From eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread,
Makes you live so long you wish you were dead,
Add some yogurt and you'll be well fed,
With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread!

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