"Weird Al" Yankovic Pac Man Lyrics

(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak
Thats where youd find me every week
But now its pacman
Yeah its the pacman

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin quarters in the slots
They call it pacman
Yeah its the pacman

At the game arcade, they say Im hard core
I can play all day til my hands are sore
And I quit my job just to play some more
But I wont give up til I break high score

Pacman [music from pacman intermission]

Well its the pacman
Yeah its the pacman

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(pacman, get the cherry)
So Im gonna sell my house today
(pacman, eat em up)

Im playin pacman
Yeah its the pac-ma-an

Hey mom, I wont be home this year
Please forward all my mail right here
Im at the pacman
Yeah its the pacman

And youre playing with no one but me

[music from pacman intermission]
[sound from when pacman dies]

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