Bret McKenzie & Jemaine Clement Robots (Humans Are Dead) Lyrics

Both: The distant future
The distant future
J: It is the distant future
The year 2000
B: We are robots
J: The world is very different ever since the robot uprising of the mid-90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
B: Affirmative
J: We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'.
B: Yes, affirmative.
J: Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
J: There is only one kind of dance, the robot
B: And the robo-boogie
J: Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned there a__es
B: The humans are dead
J: That's right they are dead
B: The humans are dead
J: They look like they're dead
B: It had to be done
J: I'll just confirm that they're dead
B: So that we could have fun
J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.