Ah-ah....Dont touch that dial!

I must offer to you, a confession
I Like movies that give me a fright!

If the subject is horror, ive got to see More
Or I wont be contented all night...

You may call it my ghoulish obsession,
It's a subject on which I get chatty..

But the worst one it seems, haunting all of my dreams
Is the c___roach that ate Cincinnati!

Ive seen ghouls, hobgobblins and witches
and some moth-eaten werewolves with fangs

There were creatures that chattered
and others that clattered,
and j__anese monsters with bangs!

Frankenstein gives me the shakes,
and Count Dracula is driving me batty!

But their not on a par, with the worst one by far!
The c___roach that ate Cincinnati!

Oh he must have needed a seltzer.
Its amazing how much he got down.

For lunch, he'd just chew up a suburb or two,
and for dinner, he ate the whole town!

Willard, just sent me out laughing.
I thought Ben looked a little bit ratty.

But they're not half as bad as the worse scare I had.
The c___roach that ate Cincinnati!

Oh! My heart stopped, he will never be topped!
The c___roach that ate Cincinnati!

OLE!!

....ole? ....That's dumb

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