Kool G Rap Talk Like Sex Lyrics

For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef,
c____y eyes, curly hair and gold teeth,
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice,
Im leaving floods of blood on your mattress,
Ill leave you holdin your swollen backside and rollin,
Fillin all three holes just like bowlin,
Dont ask me what the price is,
But its more than your battery-operated devices,
And I come fully equipped,
With a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip,
For demonstrations, watch me slam her,
Youll notice the sound of steady poundin,
Like a jackhammer once on it, ya cant cop out,
Im poundin ya down until your eyeballs pop out,
Im not your ordinary player,
Because youll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after I lay ya,
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it,
Or get sent right through it,
Bite your nipples when I lick em,
Not gentle when I stick em, huh,
Ill leave em lookin like a rape victim,
Any girl who steps to it,
Ends up gettin their stomach pumped like rod stewart,
I do a d___ good job,
Thats why -
Chicks are on my d___ like a human shish kebab

Only nineteen and over permitted,
No matter how much young girls wanna be with it,
You aint ready for the bed,
You still got a p____ like isaac hayes head,
Come back in five years,
When ya grow some hairs and when ya started drinkin beers,
Im hittin hookaz by the dozen,
Makin ya wetter cause I f___ better than your husband,
Givin ya girl back spasms,
Cause g rap has em o_____ after o_____,
Change the sheets? ya must be kiddin,
Ya gotta change the whole box spring,
I aint bullshittin, you get hit with hysteria,
Cause ima bury a big one inside your private area,
All hell is in your tush,
When kool g. rap push pushes inside this bush,
Anotha homegirl flinches,
But I got inches for all you lil wenches,
The letter g is better when it comes to the letter x,
An ima talk like s__
Rated x__

Cant ya diggit, honey?
Rated x__

Some say that Im nasty plus,
Hookaz are mad because they cant outlast me,
Girl, you aint too small,
Cause I turn your crystal to one size fits all,
So if youre still confused when Im screwin,
Let me explain to you exactly what Im doin,
Exploring your body like a biologist,
Inventin new ways just like a scientist,
Taggin my name on your buns just like a printist,
While Im hurtin your a__ just like a dentist,
Youre so wild I feel like Im a zoologist,
Stretchin your s___ more than a gynecologist,
Im gonna twist your a__ to death, miss,
And when you p___, youll see more stars than an astrologist,
G rap is hot blooded, freakin h____,
Far from corny, come and jump on me,
Im not small and all, I wont break down a stall,
I drive the a__ up the wall,
Nuts and everything are well in shape,
The only thing missin on my d___ is a cape,
Lets get togetha, honey, ya never know whats next,
And ima talk like s__,
Rated x__

Cant ya diggit, honey?
Rated x__

Big girls try to squash me,
But I think with my d___, honey, so come and brainwash me,
Hit the sack cause I aint jokin,
Cause when I start pumpin s___ up, I leave it smokin,
So ya betta hold on tight all right,
Cause my d___ is a brown stick of dynamite,
A stick, a trick, and it kills her,
Im probably related to long dong silver,
But it gets gooder and gooder,
Every time I grab a hooka and I put her on my frankfurter,
Kiss your b______ to your navel and then I skip,
Cause the only thing Im lickin is your a__ with a whip,
And its a real freaky scene,
Im hittin girls with their heads in a guillotine,
Why certainly Im squirtin,
Bust your nut and get up and wipe my d___ on your curtain,
Pushin your head to the pillow,
And givin more pleasure than a double-headed d____,
A big a__ gives me a hard-on,
But I f___ b____es with t__ties like dolly parton,
Time or place doesnt matter to me, sweety,
Ill f___ you on the a train while I write graffiti,
In a restaurant, takin you straight to heaven,
In a cab or the back of 7-11,
Whether youre white and the music you like is rock,
You can come and get some hip-hop c___,
Consider this d___ on your c___oris,
But never try to flex, cause ima talk like s__.