The Macc Lads Jingle Bells Lyrics

Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and s___ged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's s___ging all the crack
Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some f___ing
One thing Beater doesn't know, we s___ged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, f___ing hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out s___ging every crack in sight

Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got f___ all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a f___ing w___er
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow