ALRIGHTY
THIS IS A SONG

SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN
IS HE STRONG
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

IS HE STRONG?
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
CAN HE SWING
FROM A THREAD
TAKE A LOOK
OVER HEAD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

DAVID DARK
COMING AT EM
HES GOT f___ING
ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP MOVES
HERE COMES SPIDEY
HES NOT f___ING REALLY SPIDEY
HIS MOVES DIDN'T WORK
BECAUSE HE'S f___ING SPIDEY

SPIDERMAN
DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT
HE LOOKS LIKE
CHEAP a__
SPIDEY
WEARING THE NIKE SHOES
I CAN SEE THE f___ING BVDS
OUTLINE
OH f___
STAY TOTALLY STILL
STAY TOTALLY STILL

ITS f___ING SASSAFRASSQUATCH
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIM FOR TEN YEARS
AND NOWS MY CHANCE TO CAPTURE HIM
IM NOT MOVING
OH f___

HES USING THE WEB
HES USING THE WEB
USING THE SPIDEY
HES FREEZING THE AUDIENCE
HES USING THE f___ING SPIDEY
THWA
IT DIDNT HOLD HIM
IT f___ING HOLDS ALMOST EVERYBODY
BUT IT DIDNT WORK ON SASS

HE f___ING USED A MATRIX MOVE
HE f___ING USED A MATRIX MOVE
DOUCHE
HA
WHAT A f___ING FOOL
WHAT THE f___ IS GOING DOWN
SOMEBODY HELP US

HES GOT THE TRANQUILIZER GUN
DAVID DARKS GOT THE TRANQUIL GUN
HE SHOT HIM IN THE a__ WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN
BUT IT DIDNT
WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS c___ OUT
THAT'S NOT RIGHT

HERE COMES SASSAFRASS
HES f___ING REALLY p___ED OFF
NOW WHAT THE f___ IS HAPPENING TONIGHT
ITS LOOKING LIKE A FIGHT
NO

YOU SHOULDVE f___ING KNOWN
NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR d___ IN FRONT OF SASS
HELL RIP THAT s___ RIGHT OFF
NOW YOURE f___ING b__MED
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NO
NO
NO
DON'T MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR CHODE
AH JESUS

HES SUCKING ON HIS f___ING CHODE
HES GOING SHOOT A f___ING LOAD
IF I KNOW SASSAFRASS
HES GOING TO SHOOT A LOAD
AHH
THAT'S NON DAIRY CREAMER

WHAT THE f___
THAT'S BAD NEWS BEARS
THAT'S A LOT OF c__
THATS WAY TOO MUCH SASS c__
SASSAFRASS
HE HASN'T f___ING DONE ENOUGH

HES DRAGGING HIM BY THE FOOT
HES GETTING HIM IN POSITION
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
BUT I THINK ITS FINGER LICKING

THE ULTIMATE
AH NO
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP
HES FLINGING s___
AND HES TAKING A DUMP

AH JESUS
WAIT A SECOND
HES GOT HIM TRICKED
THE OLD STICK FOR THE f___ING SASSAFRASS TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME
SEE IF YOU CAN
KEEP HIM ALIVE
THAT RIPS
LIFE IS A GREAT BIG HANG UP
WHEN EVER THERES A BANG UP
YOULL SEE SASSAFRASS AND SPIDERMAN
TAKING A s___ ON DAVID DARK

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