Bob Rivers Carol of the Bartenders Lyrics

Hark all they got
Tales seem to flow
Gin tinkling
More Chardonnay
Christmas is here
Drinking the cheer
Ice cubes are cold
More Cuervo Gold
Don't be a d___
Watch what you drink
Don't be a dork
Don't pop the cork
Don't take the wheel
Don't be a heel
Don't grab the stick
Don't be a d___
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't let your buddy Budweiser in the car
Be a buddy, don't drink and drive
If you think you've had a few to many
Grab a booth and sober up at Denny's
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive

Hark all they got
Tales seem to flow
Don't drive away
Don't swerve and sway
Christmas is here
Drinking the cheer
Ice cubes are cold
More Cuervo Gold
Don't be d___
Watch what you drink
Don't be a dork
Don't pop the cork
Don't take the wheel
Don't be a heel
Don't grab the stick
Don't be a d___
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Have Shirley Temple drive
You'll get home alive
She's a friend that
Won't drink and drive
If you drink Gin Fizzes like the fishes
You will land your britches in the ditches
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and drive
Don't take the wheel
Don't be a heel
Don't grab the stick
Don't be a d___
Don't drink and drive