The Demigodz The Demigodz Lyrics

[woman talking]

Ya know what?
I'm sick of m_________ers talkin about my n____z The Demigodz
Y'all just mad cuz we don't walk around with our thumbs
in our a__es like the rest of y'all jokers...

[Apathy]

You need a calvary squad to battle these Godz, when Apathy rocks
To even the odds, you need cops after me with gats c___ed
I'm livin proof that we're rulin with ease
Coolin with cheese, schoolin all you foolish emcees
Whether talkin to a chick or poppin off at the lip
I'm always thinkin 'bout you rappers in a coffin and s___
Scientists don't try to document how often I spit
To estimate the average body count when squashin a click
Rappers are gettin wrecked due to lack of respect
Cuz y'all couldn't get signed if you was the back of a check
It's obvious, you little sucker m_________ers copy this
Like my styles were files, he faked saved to floppy disk
(So why did they even try?) I haven't got the foggiest
But I turn f__s into punchin bags Rocky hits
On some Miagi s___, split you with karate kicks
Draggin you through the pits of H-E double hockey sticks

[Chorus] - 2X

The Demigodz - will crush your click (crush your click!)
The Demigodz - will f___ your b____ (f___ your b____!)
The Demigodz - don't give a f___ (we don't give a f___!)
The Demigodz - cuz your s___ sucks (it sucks!)

[Celph t__led]

I am the feature presentation, your rhymes are just a segment
A b____ could just look at me, and get herself pregnant
I make bustin a gat look good cuz I hold it well
In second grade I brought a live grenade to class for show-and-tell
It's obvious there ain't no right, go look up "crazy m_________er"
in the dictionary and find a picture of Celph t__led
I'm accurate when I terrorize, I am unique
f___ around and be in a wheelchair as a paralyzed amputee
(Can't you see?!) I'm like Chuck Norris swingin his nunchucks
b____-slappin these young s___s, spillin guts outta you dumb f___s
Spit flames in battles, leave you cooked in ashes
Illiterate son of a b____ you couldn't read a book of matches - f__got!
You know my steelo, I be bringin n____z the best beats
n____z'll test me, get so shook they diagnosed for epilepsy
I spit trife when I rip mics, n____ I been nice
Fill you up with bulletholes and play the flute witcha windpipe
Slice into two pieces and you still ain't even half a man
Take cover while I'm throwin rocks at you like cats in Pakistan
Slap you with my gat-packin backhand, you half-a__ rap man
When my track jam, even the preacher sayin, "God d___!!"

[Chorus] - 2X

[Apathy]

You ain't the man shinin, you need a hand witcha rhymin
I'll blow ya f___in head off like a dandelion
I jump in the arena and stand up to the lions
Expand like a DNA strand in man science
Follow old scrolls, to gold on Spanish islands
Pirate of the Caribbean brandishing iron
Incredible, my rap is like a chemical drug
Thugs buzz like metal touchin electrical plugs
Even skepticals accept the skill is factual proof
Spit my raps through the mic and fracture the glass in the booth
And when it's time to spit, f___ that complex s___
I'd rather get crunk and f___ a project chick! (beyotch!)

[Celph t__led]

We blast cats with the artillery cannons
Attached to the back of the black van me and Ap' cause damage in
Brandishin weapons with a___ytical tactical technicians
Calculatin coordinates to guide missiles at victims
For no apparent reason, we could leave you bleedin
in a bathroom stall until the custodian comes and scrubs the walls
n____z is a__ed-out like blackbeats winkin
I know you ragweeds been speakin, my tribe is like the Last Mohicans

[Chorus] - 2X

[Apathy + (Celph) singing to the beat]

I'll take your girl - and get her in the shower
Molest her with a shampoo bottle - for half an hour
You know how we do - when Apathy and Celph t__led come through
Your wife's a s___ - she better watch her stuff
(n____z jockin my beats - why don't you beat your meat?)

[woman talking]

Man y'all some b____-a__ f___in n____z
Runnin around listenin to that f___in soft-a__ rap music
We won't never be soft.. y'all should be ashamed of y'all self
Soft-a__ scallywag mothefuckers.. we 'bout to clown y'all this year

[* humming until fade *]