I'm a very important person.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 miles an hour.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our company can afford.

I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio.

Though it may not appear so,
I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
I have everything, let me show you around.

Smile you f___er, it's not often you get this chance.
Love is just an exchange of corporate documents.
I've reviewed your rapport and I feel you're a prospect for mechanical salvation.

This is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties involved.
Technically this is just a business merger.
A consolidation of liquid a__ets.
We are respectively geared towards customer service.
There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship -

if you're willing,
then I am sure we could synchronize agendas.
Swift and efficient satisfaction.
Satisfaction, baby.

Through innovative planning,
We could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive and adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals a__essment meeting.

Promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my preliminary objective outline.
Raises are granted based on performance.

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