SLICK RICK A LOVE THAT'S TRUE (PART 1) Lyrics

So you get my point son,
you just don't trust no b____, you know what I'm sayin?
";Okay, daddy, I understand";
Cause b____es ain't no good, you know what I'm sayin?
";Okay, I get your point";
Anyway, listen to this, check it out

1994, as the world gets trifer,
I'm wondering, the f___ I need a woman in my life for? (ya know)
Cause its like a n____ whole history
With you hoes been nothing but misery
First rater, five-one stood
Mad c__e fiend though the b____ looked good
Met her at the fever
";What's going on, stranger?";
And like a fool took her in and tried to change her
I don't who I thought I's bluffing
That b____ wasn't giving up that c__e for nothing
";Oh, you trying to dis, mister bougeois n_____
Yet back in the day, you used to smoke c__e cigarettes too,
That type s___ you ain't admitting";
Because, homegirl, I grew out of it, you didn't
Anyway, dead out of order
Came in with a sheepskin her ex-lover bought her
Who gave you that?
";My ex";
I said ";Who?";
Believe she had the nerve to say ";You can wear it too";

When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true

(Singing)
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, oh dear, s_____ dooby doo
s_____ doo doo

Then I met Sin,
Sweating the viking
A brown skinned fox, slim just like I like them
";What? Sweating you? Picture that, nerd. Please";
Anyway, the b____ had herpes! (you know)
Imagine me, the fool being the spouse
Doctor said I couldn't catch it unless I got aroused
Found out snooping in her bag what she got
Now why you ain't tell me? You worthless s___!
";Because I loved you at the time and couldn't afford to";
You know homegirl should get the Oscar award for her lying
Anyway, stayed with the creep
One day, Sybil here, talking in her sleep
";Chris, wait,"; the b__ b____ said
So loud till a m_________er fell out the bed
Who the hell is Chris? She putting up resistance
Till I caught her calling the n_____ long distance
Had the nerve to dis patch loving
Boy am I lucky that I didn't catch nothing

When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true

(Singing)
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, truuuuuuuuue
Indeed, I need a love that's true
It seems I need a love that's true
Oh dear, s_____ dooby doo
Oh gosh, s_____ doo doo-ooh (doo-ooh)

Though happy I was free
The need for love was still in me
Got to the point where the need for it was killing me
Then I met short here, hanging with my cousin
Found out later how young the b____ was and
Though I done hit it and she opened up a world
And remind me of that song ";Go Away, Little Girl";
It had to end because the b____ weren't loyal, and spoiled
";That's because I had you p____ whipped royal";
You see the type of s___ the n_____ was gonna marry?
You see the type of attitude the b__ b____ carry?
Like oil and water, impossible mixture
Then temper tantrums came into the picture
Yelling (ahhhh), carrying on bad and cursing
Complete embarassment to The Ruler as a person
";Gimme shorts";
Ruler will not permit you
Then she goes wild, starts breaking up my furniture
Flirts too, excuse me, a w____
Like the world's worst groupie when I brought her on tour

So when I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true