Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of Christmas songs out there, but not
Too many about Chanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish
Kids who dont get to hear any Chanukkah songs--here we go...

Put on your yalmulka, here comes Chanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Chanukkah,

Chanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christman tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnigey deli,
Bowzer from Sha-Na-Na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.

Paul Newmans half jewish; Goldie Hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew!

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and M. Spock--both jewish!

Put on your yalmulka, its time for Chanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famer Rod Carew--(he converted!)

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is: all Three Stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Chanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Chanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Chanukkah. happy Chanukkah!

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