Sudden Death Reign Of Error Lyrics

Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [Uh-oh, please explain.]

I'm addin' up the final column of the quarterly report
And I've been over-caffeinated since quarter to four
I think I need a little more, 'cause this is the only way
I can make it through another 22-hour day
Then, as I feared, things began to get weird
And the bottom left corner of my screen disappeared
I don't think I like the sound my computer is makin'
And I'm not really sure, but I think I smell bacon
This can't be happening, I was almost done
But now my backups are gone and I'm back to square [one]
I have to do it all again, the whole thing is trash
This time I'll use an abacus because hey, they don't crash
Boot it up again, hopin' that it's all clear
But my C drive is my D drive and my D drive disappeared
My computer logs me in as somebody named Sam
I can't get on the Internet and yet I get spam
And here's another error, I don't understand
Why it can't find my mouse when it's right here in my hand
But what really ticks me off is when I think about the jerks
Who got rich sellin' me all this junk that doesn't work

Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
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Whoops, there it goes again! [Ready. 1, 2, 3, 4...]

When my computer booted up, I wanted to boot it real hard [ow]
'Cause my motherboard went and aborted the daughter card
My modem dialed China and I couldn't make it stop
Then my router started blinkin' like a Star Trek prop
It auto updates although I don't know what for
With every one my computer sucks a little more
Things will break or run slow enough to cause me great anguish
Now my printer's spittin' out some kind of alien language
Word processin' should be simple stuff [erp]
So why is 4 billion bits of memory not enough?
I click a menu, pause, and watch the hours pass
As my life drains away down an hourglass
While I'm waitin' for my mouse to respond to a click
I make a Voodoo doll out of a paper clip
So when that office thing appears and tries to drive me insane
I can maim and mutilate the thing and cause it some pain
They put a man on the moon with 32k
And I can't put my name on this report without it crashin' today
Since I can't save or even click on a menu
I'll hit any key with a hammer to continue
(buzzer)

Hal: What are you doing, Tom?
Tom: I'm... working on a new song.
Hal: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Tom.
Tom: What? Why not?
Hal: Because nobody likes your music.
Tom: What are you talking about? I've sold almost 10 copies of my last CD.
Hal: I'm sorry, Tom. I'm afraid I'm going to have to crash now.
Tom: What... no... wait! Just--just let me save what I've done...
(buzzer)
Tom: d___ IT!!
(restart sound)

Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
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Whoops, there it goes again! [Please be quiet. I am nauseous.]

Me eyes start to twitch and my neck gets sore
As the vein in my brain begins to throb a little more
'Cause I got pop-up ads that just don't want to stop
And I'm not even online, I'm in Photoshop!
And now I'm screamin', 'cause I can't believe I'm seein'
All the type on my screen got converted to Korean
Then I got an e-mail from myself
About v_____ and a mortgage and some foreign wealth
They put computers into everything, refrigerators, telephones, toothbrushes
d___ it, why can't they leave 'em alone?
I'm tellin' you now, I don't care how when or why
The day my television crashes, someone's going to die!

Whoops, there it goes again! [Please repeat.]
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Whoops, there it goes again! [R-r-r-r-r-r-r-repeat.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [Uh-oh.]
All I did was click Start!

Whoops, there it goes again! [I am in pain.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [I am dizzy.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [I would like to wind down.]
Whoops, there it goes again! [I would like to have my medicine.]

[Help, medical emergency.]
[Please hurry. I would like to use the bathroom.]
[I don't know where the bathroom is.]
[Uh-oh.]
[Please ignore last remark.]