A long, long time ago...
I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile
And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell,
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...

But Gaian f__gots made me shiver,
with every /r/ I delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.

I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the stickies far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.
the day that 4­chan died.

So..

Bye bye, to the n_____TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging 'chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get b&,
this'll be the day we get b&."

Did you write the rules of /b/,
and are we like Fight Club secretly
It was better then if you ask me...

Now do you believe in a f___ing cat?
Can Raptors save your mortal a__?
And can you teach me how to GET reeeal faaast?

Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we
called his hotline to make him say
"Do a barrel roll"...
Man, I dig those crazy trolls!

I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a new computer and an old routine,
but I know someone would intervene
the day that n_____TITS died.

And we were posting,
Bye bye, to the n_____TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging 'chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get b&,
this'll be the day we get b&."

And there we were all on the chan
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam
With no time left to start again
So come on post some CP, post some t__s
Post a picture of your 2-inch d___
Because in the p___er is where we stick

And as Moot posted "No more Grey"
The mods were banning night and day
No /b/rother born to lurk
Could stand that circle jerk!

And as flamewars mounted left and right,
From mods who'd gotten too uptight
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight
The day that 4ailchan died

And He was singin'
Bye bye, to the n_____TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were made on that aging 'chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get b&,
this'll be the day we get b&.""

I found a site that didn't lose
So I asked them for some happy news
But they just told me to lurk some moar

I bookmarked this new "7chan"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting contraband

And back at '4, the lolis screamed,
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed,
But no anon was jokin'.
The combos all were broken.

And the three mods most requiring haxx,
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks-
They drove to Mexico and laughed
The day that 4ailchan died

And we were posting,
Bye bye, to the n_____TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging 'chan
Posting "This'll be the day we're all b&,
This'll be the day we're all b&."

And we were posting,
Bye bye, to the n_____TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging 'chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get b&."

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