To the tune of "Surfin USA" by the Beach Boys.

If everybody in Australia
From Perth to Byron Bay
Got on a jumbo
To California
Wearing New York T-shirts
And living in LA.
Tell Malcolm we're servin',
Servin' USA

We think Jimmy Carter
Is a real good bloke
We'll sell him our country
For a Ford and a c__e
He wants our uranium
We'll give it away
Tell Malcolm we're servin',
Servin' USA

We all sing like Americans
Playing rock and roll
Have a beer at Blinman
Before it gets sold
Eat out at the Colonel's
And on election day
Tell Malcolm we're servin',
Servin' USA

We'll be servin' in Queensland
Hobart, Melbourne and Russell Hill
Sydney, Pine Gap
Brisbane and Bougainville
Tonsley Park, Rum Jungle
Woodville, Adelaide
Tell Malcolm we're servin',
Servin' USA

This was the first a series of political parodies thrown together, largely, by Mick and me. Sadly, the song is timeless. In 25 years, only a name has changed. - JS

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