Parody What If God smoked Cannabis Lyrics

IF God had long hair, and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he was s___ed out,Would you believe his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection

& yeah yeah God looks Baked
& yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis
Hit the Bong like some of us
Drove a tied-dyed micro bus and subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place in the beginning did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve so they'd be hungry for the Apple the snake was always offering

Yeah yeah God rolls great
Yeah yeah yeah God smells good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis
Do you s'pose he had a bus
When he made made the platypus
When he created Earth,our Home
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And Do you think he rolls his own, up there in heaven on the throne
When the Saints go marching home, maybe he sits and smokes a bone.

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