Here we are
Dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
Tears have been shared
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head

But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
and if I were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if I were gay
we would swim in romance
but I'm not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

It's not that I don't care
I do
I just don't see myself in you
another time another scene
I'd be right behind you
if you know what I mean

'Coz if I were gay
I would give you my soul
and if I were gay
I would give you my (w)hole... being
and if I were gay
we would tear down the walls
but I am not gay
so would you stop cupping my--hand

We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
So get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers!

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
7
7.24
William Luna No me hagas sufrir mamita Lyrics
Quitedrive Rise From The Ashes (acoutsic) Lyrics