Adam Buxton Help The Police Lyrics

Help the police commin' straight from the underground
A young chap's got it good 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color
Some police think
They have the authority to carry out inquiries
I don't mind, 'cause I ain't the one
For an excellent policeman with a badge and a gun
To be reasonably arrested and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Havin' lots of fun 'cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the biscuits
Thinkin' every chap is sellin' bits of chocolate
You'd rather see me writing with a pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o
Go swimming with Lorenzo
And when I'm finished, Bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the sack race
Thank you very much for the bread and water
I don't know if they are naughty or what
Search a chappy down and grabbin' his hat
And on the other hand
Without a hat, they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
'Cause they'll tickle you until you're giggling
Black police having fun with the white cop
Ice Cube will entertain
all the local bobbies in a blue uniform
Just 'cause I'm from the CPT
Nice police are nice to me, huh
A young man in a hot bath
And when I finish, it's gonna be a party
Of cops having fun in L.A.
Yo, Dre, I got something to say ...

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