05-Hot Dog In A Hallway Lyrics

she'll have another piece of pie she'll have a double rueben rye she kicks hard at eating well that's why i love her she's got a couple of pony kegs her arms are bigger than my legs and when she holds me i can't breathe that's why i love her i'm her b___er she' my bread she's like a mobile waterbed and when i got on top of her i can't touch the mattress and when her flesh begins to sag she's like a human sleeping bag i feel so cozy safe and warm she's my insulation i always know where she sat and when she's on me i get flat some broken ribs a punctured gut that's why i love her she's my philly i'm her stud her bean is bigger than my pud it's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale that's why i love her