Hadouken! Liquid Lives Lyrics

Here's a story about a bloke named Jerry
Got slaughtered and got real lairy
In the pub he acted absurd
Then came onto a boxer's bird
So he got knocked out
His face swelled up like a rainbow trout
His girl found out the truth
But he couldn't explain cause he'd lost a tooth

I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, f___, fight
I wanna shout, trip, scream, I wanna die
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be molested
And I've damaged my brain
Next weekend lets do it again

An anecdote about a man named Clive
Wasnt one to usually drink drive
But after all he'd been through a stack
Cause it was abit far to walk back
A month later and he's sitting in court
For the two lives he cut short
Man slaughter he's convicted
For the pain that he inflicted

Spinning,
My head is spinning
Up around around and
Down to the pub
On to the club
My stomach's turning
Oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

Here's a story about a chap named Garth
Drank four pints in hour and a half
But the night had just begun
Cause his local pub was open till one
The next morning out in the country
Hung over and on the hunt he
Was still drunk and he risked himself
Fell off his horse and shot himself

Spinning,
My head is spinning
Up around around and
Down to the pub
On to the club
My stomach's turning
Oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives,
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives,
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives

Drink
Smoke
f___
Fight
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

Here's a story about a girl named Kate
Got wasted and got date raped
When they told the doctors she'd sued
They found no chemicals was in her bloodstream
Well nothing malicious
But the alcohol levels were suspicious
When asked who had hurt her
Poor old Kate couldn't remember!

Spinning,
My head is spinning
Up around around and
Down to the pub
On to the club
My stomach's turning
Oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

Drink
Smoke
f___
Fight
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives
Our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

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