Ella A Fine Romance Lyrics

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you?re as cold as yesterday?s mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won?t nestle
A fine romance, you won?t wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven?t got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I?ll take jello
You?re calmer than the seals
In the arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I?ve never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance.