Do your ears hang low?
Do they wabble to and fro?
Can ya tie'em in a knot?
Can ya tie'em in a bow?
Can ya throw them over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears stick out?
Can ya waggle them about?
Can ya flap them up and down,
As ya fly around the town?
Can ya shut them up for sure,
When ya hear an awful bore?
Do your ears stick out?

Do your ears flip flop?
Can ya use them as a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can ya use them for a sweater?
Can ya use them for a bladder?
Do your ears flip flop?

Do your ears stand high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they hang down when they're wet?
Do they stand up when they're dry?
Can ya sum up for your neighbor,
With a minimum of labor?
Do your ears stand high?

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