Noel Fielding The Hitcher Lyrics

Trapped in a box by a c___ney nut job,
'Ave a cuppa tea!
'Ave a cuppa tea!

I'm The Hitcher,
Let me put you in the picture,
Creeping in your room in the dead of night,
With my Solo Polo Vision, (that's right)

I'm a c___ney geeza,
Watch me bleed ya,
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper,
Taught him how to slice,
I cut him up a treat.

Pound your banana, (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons!
(Oh yeah)

(We're the piper twins,
Jim and Jackie Piper,
Cutting through the night like a windscreen-
Wiping you away like rain drops,
Don't mess with the boys!)
Shut your noise!

Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare,
Dancing skeletons, white, blue and yellow ones!
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat,
And if you cross us,
We'll cut ya!
(You ain't gonna like that)

I'm bad juju,
I use voodoo if I choose to,
I harness the power of evil to abuse you.
A power, a polo, an evil magnet.
We're sucking up your soul.
(You ain't gonna like that)

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