Oh, sinner, do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn 'round don't enter in
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.

He'll f*** you up (he'll f*** you up)
Yes, God will f*** you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command.
He'll f*** you up (he'll f*** you up)
Don't you know he'll f*** you up
So you better do some prayin' while you can.

Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know it was her own d*** fault
When God turned that b**** to salt.
That's the way he used to work back in those days:

He f***ed 'em up (he f***ed 'em up)
He really f***ed 'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can f*** you up (he'll f*** you up)
No s***t he'll f*** you up
Just like he f***ed the people up back then.

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense.

God f***ed him up (he f***ed him up)
He went and f***ed Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins.
He f***ed him up (he f***ed him up)
f***ed that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian.