Half Man Half Biscuit The Trumpton Riots Lyrics

Ow!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Elevate!

Unemployments rising in the Chigley end of town
And it's speading like pneumonia; doesn't look like going down
There's trouble at the fire station; someone's had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flack

Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with C.S gas, they're gonna be out late
We've had Cant conformers in since 1966
And now subversions in the air in the shape of flying bricks!

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a__embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight

All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We'll overthrow the surgery and kidnap Doctor Mop
And Chigley Militant Socialists will storm the market square
And make plans to a__asinate our autocratic mayor

Windy Militant rages past with corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and the boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a__embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a__embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight

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