The Dwarves Fuck 'em All Lyrics

I f___ed one in the basement
I f___ed one in the hall
f___ed one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
f___ed one in an alley
Up against the wall
I f___ed em all
I f___ed one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I f___ed a college girl
Didn't have a clue
f___ed one turning sideways
I can't turn em down (?)
I f___ed em all
It seems like balling b____es
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your a__
I'll f___ that too
I f___ed one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
f___ed a girl in Pittsburgh
Steel is what they like
f___ed an operator
Yeah she takes my calls
I f___ed em all