Paul Gilbert Second Loudest Guitar in the World Lyrics

Have you heard?
The second loudest guitar in the world
Been tryin' and it finally occurred
All wrong
The shred-heads like it
But it dosen't fit the song I play
The chords McCartney used in yesterday
Then changed them to make music my own way
When some girl
p___ed my off so much
That I used a heavy pick
And played the loudest guitar in the world