I'm as sick as a Giraffe with a stiff neck
I smell like a postman's sock
I'm as busy as a Bosnian bricklayer
About as well known as Hugh Grant's c___
I'm as tight as Cyril Smith's underpants
If I f___ Posh Spice It'll cost her
And I know what I've done for this comedy
What Fred West did for Gloucester

I'm as sick as f___
I'm as sick as f___
Eeh I'm f___ing sick
I'm as sick as f___
I'm as sick as f___

I'm f___ing fed up

I'm as dry as a Rwandan's a___hole
Quicker than a rabbit's f___
I'm as sore as a honeymooner's f____
I've never had OJ Simpson's luck
I'm as honest a Sting's accountant
George Best on a drinking binge
I'm as well hung a Michael Hutchence
And about as wet as Paula Yate's minge

I'm as sick as f___
I'm as sick as f___
Eeh I'm f___ing sick
I'm as sick as f___
I'm as sick as f___

I'm f___ing fed up

I'm as thick as two Mick Jagger's lips
About as wrinkled as John Boy's granny
I smell like a lavatory brush
I'm as big as Madonna's f___ing f____
I've seen more p____s than a lavatory seat
I'm as welcome as the council tax bill
But don't take any notice of me
I'm a moaning fat c___ and I'm ill

I'm as sick as f___
I'm as sick as f___
Eeh I'm f___ing sick
I'm as sick as f___
I'm as sick as f___
I'm f___ing fed up

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