Eightball & MJG The First Episode Lyrics

[Verse 1: MJG]
Pimpin hoes was some s___ that came easy to a playa
Cause ain't no way in hell a b____ could get me to a bail
And how in the f___ I'll ever make some money if I'm pail
My hoes sell p____ at the party for the mayor
400 for the chewin, 100 for the mackin
1,000 for the f___ing, 200 for the jackin
Soon as the day is over, my b____ is checkin in
I'ts just like deja vu, again and then again b____

[Girl]
Come on, Wait a minute MR. MJG
Do you really think anyone's gonna believe that pimpin s___
Huh, I guess not
Haven't you heard, that pimpin s___ is dead

[Verse 2: MJG]
b____ chill, Hold up, you got a pimp f___ed up
Can't help it cause you don't know, ain't my fault that you stuck up
Ya parents didn't teach ya, the streets didn't reach ya
I'm makin easy money from the judge and the preacher
The mayor likes the b____es cause they beat him with a chain
The judge and the preacher love to hear dirty thangs
The governor was first on the b____ payin list
He busted a nut soon as the b____es touched his d___

[Verse 3: Eightball]
Comin out smooth, livin like a pimpsta
Gotta flee the b____es and they all call me mista fat mac
Pimp tight, what the f___ you wanna do?
See me in the streets, sweep 'em off and down you and your crew
Gotta be ruthless, smackin hoes toothless
Suckas gettin dropped when I'm poppin with the glock b____
And the n____z that hide cap and act like hoes
When they see the 93 with the switches and the voes

[Girl]
Eightball, tell the truth
How yo fat a__ goin be doin all that?
Talkin bout pimpin and shootin up n____z
And braggin bout f___in, what'z up wit that?

[Verse 4: Eightball]
I'm big as a m_________er, I don't look fast
But I'll jump up quick, and stick my d___ in yo a__
And for you n____z that talk s___, don't step too quick
You know who got my back, a clip full of hollow tips
Tec, 9 millimeter, glock or 22
Mafia style, don't even f___ with the pimpsta crew
Bust the yak and pass me that bud sack
Cause n____z with nuts, can't even f___ with the fat mac

[Verse 5: MJG]
25 birds on the counter in the den
n____ gettin bailed cause they go for 5-10
Pot good and hot now I'm lookin for the shaker
Water start to bubble sprinkle in the money maker
The s___ is gettin thick I think my pager just exploded
11 birds left, 13 I just sold it
I gotta close shop before it get too f___in late
Hoe sell time sellin birds 12-8

[Man]
You know you guys really shouldn't be sellin cocaine to other brothers
It's killin us all off man
I mean how is that supposed to look
Makin us look bad

[Verse 6: MJG]
The cops work for me cause I keep good stuff
And plus the government ain't never paid dem tricks enough
And every time a cop bust some dope in the drug rade
Feds swangin birds in the hood by the next day
While I'm makin money off the s___ that I done fronted
n____ fell short, shoot 'em up yeah I done it
MJG Pushin real not cut
Got the feds in my pocket, and the chief by his nuts

[Verse 7: Eightball]
Roll a fat bud, smoke the b____ and then I'm chilled
Fall off in the club drinkin yak dressed to kill
n____z that be jealous cause dem hoes be on the jock
Don't disrespect my pimpin or you I will have to drop
No I don't be playin, what I'm sayin what I speak
Some n____z don't understand then I have to go and teach
What Eightball is about and what the future got for me
A screw of dead n____z and a pocket full of grip G

[Man]
d___, Father just like some n____z man
Dem n____z ain't goin never be s___
Dem n____z forever gettin f___ed up { laughs }
Know what I'm sayin, dem fools was stuck

[Verse 8: Eightball]
Punk a__ n____z that talk s___ can get down on their knees
Suave got the hook up cause suave got the cheese
And I got the bomb and MJG is in the tank
Posessin ya mind and then we blow up the bank
Yank yo hoe from the front row, and then jet out
When we get to the hotel, your b____ is on the house
f___in and suckin a pimpsta, f___in and suckin a pimpsta
What, we through, pass me that joint nigg