Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiny

I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

Here I am at a famous school

I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool

I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God, I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch

I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(get a good

get a good

get a good

get a good job)

Women's liberation

Came creepin' across the nation

I tell you people I was not ready

When I f___ed this d___ by the name of Freddie

She made a little speech then

Aw, she tried to make me say "when"

She had my b____ in a vice, but she left the d___

I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God, I am the American dream

But now I smell like Vaseline

An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which

(I wonder wonder

wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit

I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute

Got a job doin' radio promo

An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a h___

Eventually me 'n' a friend

Sorta drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour on the tower of power

'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God, I am the American dream

With a spindle up my b___ till it makes me scream

An' I'll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"

Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!

Thanks to Freddie, I'm a s__ual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm goin down,

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm goin down . . .

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