I'm Ready

I am ready
Ready as anybody can be
I am ready
Ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you
I hope you ready for me

I got an axe-handle pistol
On a graveyard frame
Shootin' tombstone bullets
On a ball and chain
Drinkin' TNT
I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
Because I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you
I hope you ready for me

All you pretty little chicks
With your curly hair
I know y'all think
That I ain't nowhere
Stop what you're doin', baby
Come over here
I'll prove to you baby
That I ain't no square
Because I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
Well, I'm ready for you
I hope you ready for me

I am drinkin' gin
Like never before
I feel so good
I just want you to know
Come on baby
I wish you would
It takes a whole lotta lovin'
To make me feel good
Because I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
Yes, I'm ready for you
I hope you ready for me

Yes, I'm drinkin' gin
Like never before
I feel so good
I just want you to know
Come on baby
I wish you would
It takes a whole lotta women
To make me feel good
Because I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
Yeah, I'm ready for you
I hope you ready for me
I said I'm ready for you
I hope you ready for me

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