*Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider*

*Line of people talking*
Adam: Hey man, let me in there first
Rob: Go ahead man, take it easy
Adam: Thanks, I really gotta pee.

*Open door, close door*
*Unzip pants*
*Start p___ing..........groaning....*
Adam: Oh man....ohhh yeah....ahhhh....
Oh man........oh man
*gets louder* OH MAN
*and louder OH MAN!!
*as loud as a hose* OH MAN!!! OH..Oh no!
........Oh Man!
*slows down*
Ahhh...*stops*...ahhhhhh...there ya go.

*Fart! Starts p___ing loudly again*
Adam: Oh! OH MAN! OH MY GOD!

*Banging on the Door*
*p___ing slows down to dribble*
Adam: I'll be out in a minute!
*dribbling*
Oh..oh my
*Stops*
Oh...Oh thank God.

*Zips up pants*
*p___es in pants*

*People laughing*
Rob: Hey man, you p___ed in your pants.
Adam: I know.
Rob: So did I.
Adam: I guess that makes us p___ pals
*Horrible annoying laughter*
*Raspberry*

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