We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa that aint with us no mo.
Yeah, notorious b.i.g.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a g_______ing thug that never seen it comin.
Yeah, tupac shakur.
Nah b____, Im talkin bout m_________in falco and s___.
What? falco?

Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus

Tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze
Golden girls got me sweatin to the oldies
Hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas
Wrote to mayor mccheese send a shamrock shake please!
Three o clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders
Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of rerun so whats happening?
Dees knocked up and rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole nutty buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of silly putty
Make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through national geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him u.p.s.
Playin spin the bottle with my mom
I watch cops with no pants on

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin out like tori spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
d___ around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna c__
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna c__

Nowhere to go I cant wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my old spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in my so-called life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isnt it?
I like to pretend Im speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Dont need a shower today just some brut by faberge
Smell the a__ of my jeans clean theyll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin to journey
Givin myself a mullet hook the flowbee to the kirby
Make a prank call pretendin Im a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in braille to johnny quest
Send me back my etch-a-sketch

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin out like tori spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson, bored like wood
d___ around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna c__
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna c__

Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna c__
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna c__
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna c__
Im mighty tighty whitey and Im smugglin plums
When you wanna c__

Yo yo yo yo yo! what it is m_________ers?
Aw s___, here comes pac-man.
Hey pac-man, whats up?
Me you b____es! Im high on crack! wanna freebase?
No pac-man drugs are bad!
Nope cant help you man.
p____es. whoa! holy s___!

Mustve blown a fuse nothings going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin out like tori spellings eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
d___ around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna c__
Relax dont do it when you wanna go to it
Relax dont do it when you wanna c__

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni

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