Do you know so-and-so
No I don't know what's-his-name
Please leave me alone
I'm dropping out you're dropping names

Everyone who was anyone was there
They all had something to share
About so-and-so it went on and on
I'm in the corner speechless

Introductions were made
Reputations were at stake
Humorous cracks became personal attacks
Behind the backs of all those speechless

Every time I tried to wait up for you at night
Every time I try to do something right
While you were being known for being known
I'm in bed speechless

Little point of reference
You might see a dentist
You keep talking all that c___
Your teeth will end up in your lap

Celebrity judges
All their high price brunches
All their hutches box their rabbits
They're not friends they're habits

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