guns N' roses sex, drugs and rock n' roll Lyrics

Hey you guys know anything about drugs?
Ya.. we're on em!..haha
I'm gonna do a little song about drugs man, you wanna know about drugs?
but first of all i don't know s___ about drugs but i just feel like singing about them.

it was long ago, seems like a dream.
the day I sucked the air, from a bottle of whipped cream
and I got real high, and things got real slow.
and I started talking like this
what's going on?.. I don't know
and then I sold my car, for a Greatful Dead ticket
my dad yelled at me, and he grounded me
and he said I was a d___, it was the worst day of my life
and I'll never forget.
but the very next day I was doing bong hits,
in the back of my friend's Chevy
so don't tell me
we're winning the war on drugs
cause drugs are like a big ol' can of raid
and you're all little bugs
and don't tell me, to not get high
cause i'm as low as I can get without kissing your a__
and blowing you at the same time.

CHORUS:
man, don't tell me about love and peace
when one of the Joneses have a handgun pointed at me
don't tell me to just say no
i'm an addict, I say don't let me go
whatever happened to s__ drugs n' rock n' roll?
now we just have AIDS crack and techno

so they busted me
that's what I say "f___ them up"
for selling dope
and I went to jail, and I wasn't forgiven
like that little f___er who shot the pope
and he said I had the right to remain silent
but they couldn't explain
but I didn't resist, and I was invited
cuz all I've ever wanted is the right to remain
and they questioned me
yeah, they asked me "why?", and I said "f___ off"
I don't think I should be shot, for selling pot
it's just my little way of saying "high"
now my record's all f___ed up
and I'm not allowed to vote
now two times a week they make me p___ in a cup
but what I wanna do is p___ down their throat!

CHORUS

okay, here's the sensitive part
they told me
the times have changed
cause our parents had Hendrix, Janice and Jim
but what about River Phoenix and Kurt Cobain
and they told me, to praise the lord
but I've been waiting for so long for him to call me back
I think I'm gonna go pray, at Betty Ford
and they told me, that life is fair
but I can't smoke a plant that was made by God
but I can kill my wife if I'm a football player!
and they told me, ya they told me
to just ignore
but I'd rather smoke crack outta Nancy Reagan's skull,
while gettin' a b______ from Tiffer Goarn

CHORUS